May 4th

An old wives tale claims that masturbating makes you blind which could explain why so many assholes need such strong glasses, but there's no reason the blind shouldn't be able to "see" a little porn once in awhile.

At PornForTheBlind.org , readers explain scenes from porn films for those who can't see the fucking and sucking for themselves. (By the way, they're looking for volunteer readers, especially women. Is your wife up for that?) The site started in 2006 and the BBC Brazilian service reports it received 150,000 unique visitors this month so it's not just one really horny blind guy. Yeah, it seems like a joke, I mean, we still haven't figured out how the blind porn fan knows what link to click on but the site seems to be serious. In a sexily related story, the BBC in England reports that a a 59-year-old Devon woman was given a suspended sentence (but ordered to sign on to the sex offenders register) for downloading three kiddie porn clips (part of a colossal hardcore adult library of films) which she said she would describe to her blind husband.

Sylvia Pearce's lawyer claimed that she didn't know what she was doing and was merely "finding her way on the Internet" (her own unique blindness!) and that, being a granny and all, kiddie porn was "abhorrent to her." The judge disagreed saying "She knew exactly what she was doing and this was utterly disgusting and depraved." You should see what else Grandma has been up to...

April 25th

Oh my fucking god!!! Here's some deva-fucking-stating news.Sunset Thomas has hung up her tits, ass and pussy, by shooting her last film, "Into the Sunset" for the newly established Vavoom Films.

To celebrate her retirement and to thank everybody who supported her, she fucked civilian and uber-fan, Chris Bellis, from Wind Gap, Pennsylvania, for her final scene.

What a lucky cock sucking fucking bastard!!!

"Dreams and fantasies do come true," Bellis told Xbiz.com. "I am so thankful to LFP Video and Vavoom Films for giving me this incredibly unique and positive experience. I can definitely say that it was a feather in my cap that I don't think I will ever top."

No shit Sherlock!! And why did she fuck this guy? "I want to give something back to all my fans" she said.

Well I'm a fan (NOW) and so where's my free fuck? I'm off now to formulate the scene. Anal, ball sucking, gagging and a teeny bit of bondage will feature, so ready yourself my little retiree!!

April 21st

Sunny Leone, one of the better known and better looking porn babes, seems to be home from her trip to Oman, where she was working on the mainstream movie Pirates Blood. She spent at least a few weeks on the set and seems to have “really enjoyed the experience”. However when she got home, she seems to have wasted no time getting back to work as a porn star.

 I guess she didn’t let the whole "I got to work on a major movie", blind her like some starlets we know. Although there is no official word on what movie she is about to start filming for Vivid this upcoming week, rumor has it that she will be performing in another movie with Matt Erickson. Although this next movie she is filming for Vivid is not expected to be a direct sequel, the chemistry of Sunny Leone and Matt Erickson from Sunny Loves Matt can pretty much guarantee those two will be paired off several times in the future.

Sunny Leone also released a new version of her Myspace page, added some new photos and some updates to her personal website since her return from India. Sunny Leone is one focused bitch. Some would say, despite all her mainstream success she seems to be more focused on her porno career than ever, and that's just the way I like my fave porno bitches.

April 18th

Brigitte Bardot, the infamous, and in her time, well fuckable French actress, has spent the better part of 30 years as an animal rights activist. Now we have to add a new role. Muslim hater.

Bardot, whose pouty lips, sexy face and killer bod made her the Pamela Anderson of her day, has been fined four times for her racial insensitivity and was back in court again this week for "inciting racial hatred." Those dickwads patrolling the U.S.-Mexico border have nothing on our Brigitte when it comes to hating immigrants.

Her latest problem stems from a letter she wrote to French officials in 2004, in which she referred to Muslims as "this population that leads us around by the nose, [which destroys our country." But what really fucked her off big time, was the slaughter of sheep as part of the Muslim festival of Eid-al-Kabir.

Since Bardot has made anti-Muslim sentiments before, prosecutors are seeking the harshest sentence possible in the hope that the former sex kitten will finally get the message and shut the fuck up. In the U.S. she not only wouldn't get fined, she'd have her own show on prime time TV. If she had gone to court 30 years ago, her beauty would have given the judge a fucking heart attack, and the court clerk would have had his pecker out wanking all over the court Alas....time has not been kind to her, so she'll probably get banged up for life!

16th April

Porn superbabe Jenna Jameson, faced with the dilema of eternal youth versus sphincter releasing speed has chosen LIFE!!! Jenna appears to be selling a yellow Lamborghini Murcielago on eBay, with a current reserve price of $182,900. But hey, a girl's gotta eat. Or, more likely, a girl's gotta payout for a ton of plastic surgery that seems to be turning her into a reproduction of a wax reproduction.

She is starting to look more like a freak with lips like Ernie's "Rubber Ducky." It is unclear whether Jameson currently owns the car, which has 11,658 miles on it and is currently located in Texas, or is a former owner, but she is pictured with the car in the ad and it is advertised as celebrity owned.

I suppose it could be some rich super duper schmuck who paid her for the pose but anyway, you can check out the ad for the super car here

23rd March--- You're at home and the gf has dumped you. You're busting for a fuck but the confidence is low. You know how it gets sometimes. Well....there's help at hand.

There're companies out there coming up with the most realistic fuck toys you can think of.

Called the "Perfect Ass" and largest toy of its kind on the market, it weighs more than 18 pounds, and is made in the USA from Topco's phthalate-free CyberSkin.

Look at the realism!!! I'm semi thinking I'll dump the wife and date the ASS instead.

Topco say...."It was designed to be smacked and grabbed just like a real ass. We paid special attention to every detail to make the most realistic experience possible."

The Perfect Ass is designed to sit on a flat surface with hand-grips to keep it in place. It has ribbed vaginal and anal tunnels, and dual multispeed vibrating bullets to add extra sensation.

I tell you....I fancy having a go with that peachy little fucker, but, if anyone has already got one, do me a favour and let me know.

22nd March---LOS ANGELES — Online retailer store SexToy.com, a division of Convergence Inc., is helping celebrate Easter with a sale on vibrating rabbits and vibrating eggs.

"Many people do not realize why people paint eggs and eat chocolate rabbits during Easter," SexToy.com President Dave Levine said. "The reason is because eggs and rabbits are ancient symbols of fertility. Fertility, aka sex, is an important part of any great celebration, Easter included."

Is that right? Easter has got fuck all to do with rabbits and eggs. It's a religious event and not about shoving vibrators up your pussy!

What is this fucking world coming to?

21st March---SOUTHPORT, U.K. A new boutique hotel on the northwest coast of England is the latest in an increasing number of upscale inns to include sexual aids and novelties alongside the usual overpriced goodies found in the minibar.

According to an ABC News report, The Vincent Hotel, which is scheduled to open this May, will provide "intimate seduction kits" in each of its 60 rooms. The sealed kits will contain lubricating gel, massage oil, a vibrating ring and two condoms.

Ha ha ha...ffs. It used to be you get a chocolate on your pillow. Now they give you everything you need for a wank.

Ok Vincent Hotel. get ready for lorry loads of spunk covered bedding.

20th March--- I came across a pretty funny video on youtube today. It's promoting becoming a webcam girl in the world of porn.

Watch it

I love the way the narrator says that playing with yourself on cam is OK if some of the profits are going to feeding the poor in Darfor..lol

So, if any of you ladies are looking to become a porn temptress online send your CV and kinky video sample to me here at Wooeee :)

19th March--- I along with thousands of others am a fan of this hot beauty.

Her name is Charley and she's one hell of a sexy adult model.Click the images and you can view them full size.

I've used pictures of her to make websites, logos and all sorts and people go wild for her. Believe me she's sexy.

Here's why I'm going on about her. I have a photo shoot of her that has 92 pictures. The first TEN people  who like me thinks she's gorgeous, can have that set.  Mail me at admin@wooeee.com and I'll send you a download link. Allow 24-48 hours for delivery please. Ta!

April 29th

Naughty America threw a member appreciation party in Brooklyn this past weekend proclaiming it the “Naughtiest City in America” according to their users. The party was at the 507 Bar and Grill in Williamsburg and was featuring appearances by Ava Devine, Abbey Brooks, Alexis Texas, Mika Tan, and Angelina Valentine.

The party, which included an invited guests dinner and open bar from 8pm until 11pm, lasted from 11pm until 4am with the girls in attendance for the majority of the evening. The girls arrived shortly after 9pm and made a grand entrance. Angelina Valentine treated the crowd to a long table dance where she was joined by Alexis Texas. Angelina showed off her exquisite body and her amazing flexibility and the girls were all over each other.

Unfortunately, Angelina had to make an early exit but the party waged on. Mika Tan, Alexis Texas and Abbey Brooks mingled with the crowd for most of the night, making each Naughty America member feel special. Ava Devine also mingled for a while and had a real feel for the crowd. All of the girls signed photos, took pictures with fans and members of the press, and even played some Rock Band.

“We’re people in the business of making people happy one orgasm at a time,” Alexis Texas said. “But don’t quote me on that! That’s from Mika Tan. I always say, ‘Jam out with your clam out’ because that’s for us girls. The guys have ‘Rock out with your cock out,’ so I thought we needed something!”

April 22nd

FULLERTON, Calif. — A burglar who broke into an adult shop on April 15 couldn't open the cash register. So what did this divvy do?

 He stole a rubber mold of Jenna Jameson, "Jenna’s UR3 Vibrating Ass & Pussy with Double Bullet Controller" from Doc Johnson, with a MSRP of $385.75.

Surveillance video shot from inside The Erogenous Zone about 4 a.m. April 15 showed this idiot throwing a rock at the store's glass front door.

The door didn't break after two tries, so the burglar threw the rock at the display window, which shattered. He climbed in through the display window and tried to break into the cash register, which wouldn't open.

The burglar then looked around, grabbed the Jenna Jameson mold, and walked out of the store. The Fullerton police have requested information from anyone having knowledge of the burglary.

This world does seem to be chock a block with fuckwits!!

April 19th

The anti porn brigade are at it again.. Porn stars and the adult industry work there guts out trying to stop kids from watching porn while still allowing adults to make choices in regards to their brand of home entertainment. Religious groups seem to work all the time in an effort to stop adults from having those choices. Forty-seven, "pro-family" leaders who have failed to keep their flock from sinning have decided the only way to stop their prayer group members from being tempted is by eliminating temptation altogether.

It seems faith, willpower and the threat of everlasting damnation aint cutting it. and they're now asking Marriott Hotels to stop giving guests the option of watching pay-per-view adult movies in their rooms. It's not like the Porn Channel is next to the Disney Channel. You can spend a happy night at Marriott and not even know you have the option to watch anything other than some tame shit or awful Hollywood films.

Making the matter even more hypocritical is Marriott already offers guests the option to NOT HAVE pay-per-view in their rooms at all, so horny little Billy couldn't come across Sandra Romains, perfectly formed, exquisite, peachy traffic stopping ASS, getting toyed and played with by some lucky stud, even by accident. With all the shit going on in the world, the "What Would Jesus Do" crowd should acknowledge Jesus wouldn't be wasting his time on stopping the occasional lonely traveler from knocking one out, to the forementioned Sandra Romain, humping a big cock while sucking the life out of another.

For fucks sake all it is is a tasty bird fucking a horny guy. What is it with the fucking no nothing do-gooders?? If their mummy hadn't fucked their daddy, they'd just be a glint in some poor hen pecked saps eye.

17th April

Maybe if Mary Carey had started with a run for City Council instead of governor, the results would have been better. But in Italy, where former porn star Cicciolina served in the government, a new adult star has put herself into a race.

Veteran Italian porn star Milly D'Abbraccio is trying to win a seat in Rome's City Hall and to do so her political posters show off what's going to be on that seat. Her curvy ass. With a poster campaign aimed at male fans, Milly has her butt on virtually every lamppost in Rome. (Wonder if this would work for Hillary?) While most may complain that this is merely bribery for votes, isn't it honestly just truth in advertising? All politicians are asses. Milly almost acknowledges as much. Running as a Socialist, she said, "I am the derriere of the Socialist party."

If Elected, Reuters reports, Milly wants to create a Roman red light district called "Love City" (sex shops, strip clubs, no whores (gasp!)) within miles of the Vatican - hey, the priests won't have to travel as far. "It [Love City] would be something cute, clean -- nothing to do with prostitution," said Milly, the star of "Paolina Borghese, Imperial Nymphomaniac." Classy Milly, classy.

3rd April

Who remembers Amber Lynn? This 80's superstar was one of the first big superstars of the porno video age. She's enjoying being older and wiser and hotter than ever, and is hoping that audiences will feel the same way.

The ‘80s icon who recently signed a multi-picture deal with Zero Tolerance was anxious to shoot her first scene with the studio, for the “You’ve Got a Mother Thing Cumming” line. “This is for a gonzo MILF thing, where we don’t play the stereotype of a MILF,” Zero Tolerance director Mike Quasar said. “In a lot of MILF things you see they really play up the stereotype — but in this, we just let attractive older women be attractive older women instead of a soccer mom or somebody’s teacher.”

Wearing a lacey pink bra and panties, Lynn looks less like a soccer mom and more like the adult superstar that she is. And though she expects to be cast in a few “cougar” roles, Lynn believes that it is more about older women being comfortable with their sexuality.

"The really great part about it is being able to come back and say, ‘We’re a little bit older today, but we’re hot. When I was in my twenties, I know that I was still uncomfortable with my body, and with my ability to open my legs and have sex and enjoy it. But that’s something I have today, that I didn’t have then.” I gotta to tell you. She hits the spot for me, no problem.

18th March--- There's been a hell of a lot of fuss recently about a video that has appeared online. The video appeared to show a 20 something very petite girl being raped.

There are plenty of movies where actors act out rape scenes, but this one was so incredibly realistic, it led hardened adult webmasters to slam the company that produced it.

I happened to see it myself, and to be honest, I had to skip through it as it turned my stomach. Bearing in mind that I'm up for most things, that's saying a lot.

In it she looks like she's having a bad, bad time. She's talking about being abused as a child, and the guy threatens to go after her young sister.

After scores of webmasters had said they planned to boycott the companies sites, the company produced a disclaimer. In it the owner defended himself by pointing out that over the past few years his company had led the way producing extreme content and in no way was the movie actual rape. He also posted an exit video which you can view here It shows the girl discussing what went on and getting paid.

The company involved is called Max hardcore. Click Here if you wish to see the sort of extreme content they produce.

17th March---You know? My fantasy would be to have a holodeck! Like they have on Star Trek. I could fuck anything I wanted for as long as I liked.

But as that ain't gonna happen...my second fantasy would be one of those REAL DOLLS. Have you seen them?You can move 'em around, pose them in all positions, fuck their pussies, asses, mouths, stick 'em in the car and take 'em out or do whatever the hell you want!Ok...they won't cook the dinner, or wash the car....but....who the fuck cares? You could satisfy every perverted desire that has ever invaded your head.

They're not cheap. About five or six grand. But I reckon that's cheaper than having a wife or girlfriend. The little beauties would pay for themselves after 6 months.

Cheap enough to have more than one as well.Anyway....you can read about these plastic babes at realdoll.com.

13th March---When I was a lad all we had was men only, fiesta and Whitehouse mags. To be honest, they did the job. Many a secret wank was had. There wasn't video players then and Bill Gates was just a foetus, so no internet.

But look at it now. Porn, porn, porn everywhere. I'm amazed that anyone can get a hardon these days, let alone produce any semi-decent spunk. I reckon most must produce a teaspoon of man juice with a solitary sperm backstroking it's way through an ocean of clear fluid.,

So how the fuck do these guy porn stars keep going? When they shoot on a girls face it's like they've dumped a slab of lard on her There's fucking tons of it. Take this clip Where's that come from? That can't be faked can it? All I cxan say in summary, is that I'm left feeling fucking inadequate!!